yet ANOTHER UCBT missed connection
HEY PEOPLE! The reason you like UCB folks so much is because they look cool and interesting, and the reason they look cool and interesting is because they have developed those traits to compensate for being shy and lonely. So guess what? All those cool interesting people you’re lusting for are literally desperate for someone to walk up and tell them how fucking cool and interesting they seem.
I’m echoing a common sentiment here, but have some faith that the reproductive urge that underlines all living action on Earth exists in that other person, too.
You’ve all already grown a pair, whether that pair is dangling or somewhere behind and below the bellybutton, so use them!
you guys really need to sack up. really.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/mis/1805262746.html
The other day, someone posted a plea to a redheaded intern at UCB. Well, as a coward myself, I have one of my own. You’re the dark haired rocker chick with the great smile. I see you collect the votes at Cage Match every week, and I’ve been working up the nerve to try to talk to you. I can’t play guitar, and I’m only a 201 student. I’m only bringing this up because someone told me about the “caste system” at UCB (that an intern would only date another intern or a performer, etc.) But I’m a good guy and I bet we’d have a lot in common. Are you single and if so, could we grab a drink before or after Cage Match sometime?“Caste system?” THAT’S one of the rumors about UCB???
